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Screw that, the questionn at hand is what's your major? Oded said. Because let me tell you right now, any answer other than World of Warcraft or Advanced Ninja Studies will not be accepted.

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Rachel Caine
Age: 58 †
Born: 1962
Born: April 27
Died: 2020
Died: November 1
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Oliver: Fear is the natural state of anything that dies.
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I wrestled futilely, then relaxed as a vine wrapped three times around my throat and squeezed. Right, I choked out, and shut my eyes. I'll wait here, then.
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If you ask me if I’m imagining it again, I’m going to punch you out, Dead Man Walking.” Michael raised his eyebrows and glanced at Eve. “He doesn’t sound crazy.” “Er,” she clarified, “crazier. He sounds like he’s back to normal, which is baseline crazy.
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No way they could threaten him, not even with Amelie he'd already given Amelie the finger on the way out of Morganville and he clearly wasn’t worried about her coming after him— or, if so, what would happen when she did.
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Just who are you planning to call? Ghostbusters?
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I've bowed to you for too long, and if I continue to do it, we will all suffer.
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Shane looked faintly injured. “I make it my business to know everything about silver. And I saw your notes. I study up on everything when it comes to your boss, anyway.” There was a flicker of jealousy about that, but she didn’t have time, or energy, to consider it very much. Not even whether or not she liked it.
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You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary.
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When things seem calmest, that is the time you should fear the most, it's when you have the most to lose.
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“There is no drama so great as that of a teenage girl,” ... “Except yours.”
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You know, Shane said twenty minutes later, I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think I was the go-to guy for breaking and entering.
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You have not been sticking your dirty fingers in my sauce,’’ Eve said, and pointed her wooden spoon at him. He quickly took the finger out of his mouth. ‘‘First off, they’re not dirty. I licked them first.
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God is forgiving or we would not still be walking this world. But to be moral is not to need his divine forgiveness, I think.
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Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker, he told her. My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray. Oh. You get me the nicest things. Anybody can get jewelry. Posers
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Crosses? Definitely Why? Because they're evil, soulless, bloodsucking fiends? So was my sixth-grade gym teacher, but he wasn't afraid of a cross.
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Where's your sense of adventure? Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?
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If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.
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We're clear, she said. You're kind of a psycho. I get that
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Myrnin said softly. And how is it that you do not understand that HERE, in THIS place, this girl belongs to me, not to you?
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You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you! he called as she ran down the hall. Love you, too, jackass!
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