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Shut up! Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. Jackass! You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome.

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Rachel Caine
Age: 58 †
Born: 1962
Born: April 27
Died: 2020
Died: November 1
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
the United States of America
Julie Fortune
Roxanne Longstreet Conrad
Roxanne Longstreet
Roxanne Conrad
Shut
Somewhere
Hear
Word
Jackass
People
Jackasses
Yelled
Upstairs
Awesome

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Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it.
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Because you know, I’m your best friend, but you’re just not that badass, man.
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