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Shut up! Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. Jackass! You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome.

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Rachel Caine
Age: 58 †
Born: 1962
Born: April 27
Died: 2020
Died: November 1
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
the United States of America
Julie Fortune
Roxanne Longstreet Conrad
Roxanne Longstreet
Roxanne Conrad
Somewhere
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Jackass
People
Jackasses
Yelled
Upstairs
Awesome
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