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shane:you only love me for my abs clair:shut up loser shift off

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Rachel Caine
Age: 58 †
Born: 1962
Born: April 27
Died: 2020
Died: November 1
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
the United States of America
Julie Fortune
Roxanne Longstreet Conrad
Roxanne Longstreet
Roxanne Conrad
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I don't like this, he said. I don't like knowing you can't forgive me, Claire. Please, I said I was sorry, what do you want me to do? Beg? I will. I'll get on my knees right here if you want.
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Shut up! Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. Jackass! You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome.
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About how much sex I didn’t get? Go ahead.
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But that quickly faded, and he frowned. You're bleeding, he said. What happened? Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the bandage. Man, you would be so embarrassed if I said it was something else. Michael looked blank. I'm a girl, Michael, it could have been all natural, you know. Tampons?
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I knew we’d wear them down,” Eve said. “After all, we really are amazingly cool.” And now it was Eve’s turn for the high five with Shane. “For a bunch of misfit geeks, slackers, and losers.” Which one are you?” Shane asked. She flipped him off. “Oh, right. Loser. Thanks for reminding me.
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I'm more worried about you, she said. You and trouble... yeah. She heard the smile in his voice. We're like that.
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Don't diss me, Danvers. I'm warning you.I'm not dissing you, Claire sighed. I'm ignoring you. There's a difference. Dissing you implies I think you're actually important
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As I was smoothing on the last handful across the top of my thigh, I noticed I had company. Lewus was standing there watching me, eyes half-closed but not in the least sleepy. He'd put on his blue jeans, but nothing else... very sexy. I couldn't help but take in the view.
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Michael, don’t,” Eve said. “He won’t hurt us.” Andeveryone rolled their eyes at that. Even Jason, which was borderline hilarious.
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Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker, he told her. My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray. Oh. You get me the nicest things. Anybody can get jewelry. Posers
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Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?
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Screw that, the questionn at hand is what's your major? Oded said. Because let me tell you right now, any answer other than World of Warcraft or Advanced Ninja Studies will not be accepted.
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He rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to say, “I vant to drink your blood” in a heavy, fake Dracula accent. She shrieked, flailed, and a zombie ate her brains on-screen.!
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Who are you calling? (claire) Pizza hut (shane) Loser (claire)
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You have not been sticking your dirty fingers in my sauce,’’ Eve said, and pointed her wooden spoon at him. He quickly took the finger out of his mouth. ‘‘First off, they’re not dirty. I licked them first.
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Of course, I thought I was badass at sixteen, too. Wait, I was badass at sixteen. Oh, yeah.
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Did you bring me a hamburger? Did I-No,Myrnin,I didn't bring you a hamburger.Bizarre.He'd never asked for that before. Coffee? It's late. Doughnuts? No. What good are you then?
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You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.
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I suppose I’ll have to clean up Freddy’s brains I hate to leave a mess for the home owners. Hand me that plastic bag I need to put it over his head to keep him from leaking. Oh, relax, Freddy I’ll tear an airhole for you.” - Mercer
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When giants fought, ants were crushed.
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