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Because you know, I’m your best friend, but you’re just not that badass, man.

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Rachel Caine
Age: 58 †
Born: 1962
Born: April 27
Died: 2020
Died: November 1
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
the United States of America
Julie Fortune
Roxanne Longstreet Conrad
Roxanne Longstreet
Roxanne Conrad
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Don't diss me, Danvers. I'm warning you.I'm not dissing you, Claire sighed. I'm ignoring you. There's a difference. Dissing you implies I think you're actually important
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She smells better, Claire said. And she made me cookies.
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You couldn't be romantic if your life depended on it. You know what's lucky? Most bad guys don't ask you to be romantic on command, so that probably won't matter.
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Science is a method, not a religion, yet it can be just as close-minded. Open minds here Claire. Always open minds. Question everything, accept nothing as fact until you prove it for yourself.
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(Djinn are essentially vapor.) I blew him away.
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He broke the kiss and leaned against her, breathing hard. Good morning to you, too. Man, I just can't stay mad when you do that.
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She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better. Define BETTER with that guy. Not all fangs and raaaaar.
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And that, Claire thought, was why Morley had been right about this, even if he was a complete vampire about it. You had to save what you could. Amelie had understood that all along, Claire realized. That was why Morganville existed. Because you had to try.
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That's it? That's your big goodbye? Eve asked. Claire looked at Eve mystified. I think I need guy CliffNotes. Guys aren't deep enough to need CliffNotes. What were you waiting for, flowery poetry? Shane snorted. I hugged. I'm done.
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Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?
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See? she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede! Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!
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Better be, Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. I could totally date somebody else, you know. And I could rent out your room. And I could put your game console on eBay. Hey, Shane protested. Now you're just being mean.
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You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.
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Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.
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Ummm…” She licked her lips. “Define fun.” “Quit doing that, jailbait. It’s distracting.
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Did that remind anybody else of something? Yes, Eve said, tapping her lower lip with a bloodred fingernail. How much I need to shave her head while she's sleeping.
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I so rarely have the chance to field-test anything. Amelie is so conservative about these things -Myrnin
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I love arguing with you, Claire. You always surprise me. And occasionally, you even make sense.
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What do you think it is? It could be anything from a lawn trimmer to a bomb, for all I know. I would never build a lawn trimmer, Myrnin said. What did the lawn ever do to me?
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