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Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?

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Rachel Caine
Age: 58 †
Born: 1962
Born: April 27
Died: 2020
Died: November 1
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
the United States of America
Julie Fortune
Roxanne Longstreet Conrad
Roxanne Longstreet
Roxanne Conrad
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You were right,” she said. “You were always right, about everything. And I will always love you, Sam. Forever.
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Just who are you planning to call? Ghostbusters?
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Paul?” I said. My voice shook a little. “It’s Jo.” Silence. I couldn’t tell what was happening on the other end. Then, very quietly, “Jesus.” “No, just Joanne, although I can see how you might make the mistake, coming back from the dead and all.
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There is no such thing as unlimited trust. At some point, all beings with free will can, and will, betray you when you're no longer pursuing the same goals.
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You want to go play with your new friends back there? The really pale ones with the taste for plasma? --Shane
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We're clear, she said. You're kind of a psycho. I get that
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When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles, Amelie said. Not one who ran away from them. Snap, Eve said. You know what they're talking about? Shane asked. Don't need to know to get that one. She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.
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Yeah, she was hot, all right, but I think she had the hots for you - kept saying how she saw you over at the Waterhouse last year and you were all, like, wow, amazing. It was like a menage a trois, only you weren't there, thank God.
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I suppose I’ll have to clean up Freddy’s brains I hate to leave a mess for the home owners. Hand me that plastic bag I need to put it over his head to keep him from leaking. Oh, relax, Freddy I’ll tear an airhole for you.” - Mercer
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I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.' Excellent' Shane said. 'Then next trip, we hit the strip bar.' I have a gun, Shane,' Eve sighed. What, you think i actually loaded yours?' Eve flipped him off, and Claire laughed.
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Home, he repeated. Home is where the heart is. Why don't you leave yours here? I'll take very good care of it.
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You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you! he called as she ran down the hall. Love you, too, jackass!
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You're dead, I repeated. So why are you in my dream? He raised the bill of his olive drab ball cap with one finger. Good question. Morbid, isn't it? What? Dreaming about dead peolpe. Creepy. You ever see a therapist about that? I'm not - Even in dreams, I couldn't win an argument. Even when he was dead.
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bite me. oh wait, you can't from way out there. - eve
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God is forgiving or we would not still be walking this world. But to be moral is not to need his divine forgiveness, I think.
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But that quickly faded, and he frowned. You're bleeding, he said. What happened? Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the bandage. Man, you would be so embarrassed if I said it was something else. Michael looked blank. I'm a girl, Michael, it could have been all natural, you know. Tampons?
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