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Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.

Rachel Caine

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Rachel Caine
Age: 58 †
Born: 1962
Born: April 27
Died: 2020
Died: November 1
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
the United States of America
Julie Fortune
Roxanne Longstreet Conrad
Roxanne Longstreet
Roxanne Conrad
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Gay
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I’m saying a prayer. Maybe you ought to, too. It’s going to take us a miracle to get through this.” Whether he was serious or not, Claire sent the prayer up toward heaven, and she thought the others did, too. So it seemed kind of miraculous when the doorbell rang. “At least they’re getting more polite when they try to kill us,” Shane said.
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What's possible?” - she asked “Anything,” he said absently. “But that’s not what I was talking about. Oh, hello, Claire. You’re in good time. I need an extra pair of hands.” “As long as I keep them attached,” she said, which earned her a startled stare. “The things you say to me, you’d think I was some sort of monster.” -- Myrnin and Claire
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Home, he repeated. Home is where the heart is. Why don't you leave yours here? I'll take very good care of it.
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There were so many layers of reality to the world. Nothing stopped for death nothing stopped for grief or horror or tragedy.
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Okay, Claire finally said. I admit, he has significant ninja qualities. Booyah. I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle. You’re going too? Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?
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Hello! Your dear father is unfortunately very dead, he called. And you said my dispersal system would never work!
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The door banged open and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. It's not what you think. She said. It was just - oh OK, whatever, it was exactly what you think. Now WHAT?
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My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville’s too dangerous.
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Is this your bedroom? she asked, and turned to look at him. Myrnin straightened and jammed the big red floppy hat back on his head. The feathers waved back and forth. Don't get any ideas, he said. I'm far too young and innocent for that kind of thinking.
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You couldn't be romantic if your life depended on it. You know what's lucky? Most bad guys don't ask you to be romantic on command, so that probably won't matter.
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He had on bunny slippers. These had fangs. They all stared at them in silence for about a heartbeat, and then Shane said, That is impressively wicked. Crazy, but wicked.
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What’s her name? Claire, what’s her name?
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You know, Shane said twenty minutes later, I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think I was the go-to guy for breaking and entering.
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Ummm…” She licked her lips. “Define fun.” “Quit doing that, jailbait. It’s distracting.
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Hannah leaned against the wall. Mind if I call shotgun? Since you're carrying one? Feel free.
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You want to go play with your new friends back there? The really pale ones with the taste for plasma? --Shane
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Sure. Knock yourself out. No, really. Hammer to the head, works every time.” Claire
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I wrestled futilely, then relaxed as a vine wrapped three times around my throat and squeezed. Right, I choked out, and shut my eyes. I'll wait here, then.
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Jeez, Claire. If I didn't love you, you'd scare me.
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I've bowed to you for too long, and if I continue to do it, we will all suffer.
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