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The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.

R. K. Milholland

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R. K. Milholland
Age: 48
Born: 1975
Born: November 25
Comics Artist
Randal Keith Milholland
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Anyone
Religion
Christian
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Time
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Busy

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