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Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp
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Quentin Crisp
Age: 90 †
Born: 1908
Born: December 25
Died: 1999
Died: November 21
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Sutton
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Daniel Pratt
Denis Charles Pratt
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Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.
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To live in the past is to miss today's opportunities and tomorrow's blessings.
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Whenever we confront an unbridled desire we are surely in the presence of a tragedy-in-the-making.
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The flagrantly gay Quentin Crisp dealt with homophobic bullying by refusing to bow to its onslaught. His number listed in the phone directory, he responded to derogatory remarks accompanied with a stated intent to kill him by asking, Would you like to make an appointment?
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The idea that He would take his attention away from the universe in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds is just so unlikely I can't go along with it.
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I am the last of Britain's stately homos.
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Manners are a way of getting what you want without appearing to be an absolute swine.
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As we all know from witnessing the consuming jealousy of husbands who are never faithful, people do not confine themselves to the emotions to which they are entitled.
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The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to place their entire life in the hands of some other person. For this purpose they frequently choose someone who doesn't even want the beastly thing.
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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
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Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.
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It's been agony but I couldn't have done it any other way.
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I've always lived in the same way.
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The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
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I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
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What better proof of love can there be than money? A ten-shilling note shows incontrovertibly just how mad about you a man is.
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You can behave as badly as you like in America. Nobody notices.
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Los Angeles is just New York lying down.
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However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.
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