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I ate him, said the homunculus, biting into his sausage. The kids couldn't hide their looks of horror. He smiled, sausage juice running down his chin. Oh, don't worry - I cooked him first. I'm not a barbarian.

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Pseudonymous Bosch
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: January 1
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