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Prince Philip
Age: 99 †
Born: 1921
Born: June 10
Died: 2021
Died: April 9
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Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
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Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.
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If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
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I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
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If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.
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Can you tell the difference between them?
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British women can't cook.
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Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
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There's a lot of your family in tonight.
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It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.
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There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.
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People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.
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