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Prince Philip
Age: 99 †
Born: 1921
Born: June 10
Died: 2021
Died: April 9
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If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
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It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.
Prince Philip
There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?
Prince Philip
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
Prince Philip
And if we could get the local leaders to appreciate their responsibility for the environment then they would be able to explain that responsibility to the people of their faith.
Prince Philip
So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.
Prince Philip
[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?
Prince Philip
Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!
Prince Philip
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
Prince Philip
You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?
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People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.
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I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.
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It is frequently more rewarding merely to ask pertinent questions. It may get someone to go and look for an answer.
Prince Philip
The bastards murdered half my family.
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Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
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In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.
Prince Philip
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
Prince Philip
Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?
Prince Philip
The world population 60 years ago was just over 2 billion and it's now more than 6 billion. This huge increase - an explosion really - has probably done more harm to the environment than anything else.
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Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
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