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If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
Prince Philip
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Prince Philip
Age: 99 †
Born: 1921
Born: June 10
Died: 2021
Died: April 9
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I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.
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