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My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.
Phyllis Diller
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Phyllis Diller
Age: 95 †
Born: 1917
Born: July 17
Died: 2012
Died: August 20
Actor
Comedian
Comedienne
Film Actor
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Television Actor
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Lima
Ohio
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