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Phyllis Diller
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Phyllis Diller
Age: 95 †
Born: 1917
Born: July 17
Died: 2012
Died: August 20
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Ohio
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There isn't any (afterlife), you dingbat! This is it, baby! Enjoy, carefully! Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion and I can't buy any of it. So God made man in His own image? It's just the other way around. Man made God in his own image. It's all about money.
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
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Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!
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Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.
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I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.
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It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
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I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
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I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.
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Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I've ended up in water.
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I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
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Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.
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Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
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My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
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When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
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You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
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I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.
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