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All mothers are working mothers.

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Phyllis Diller
Age: 95 †
Born: 1917
Born: July 17
Died: 2012
Died: August 20
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Lima
Ohio
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
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I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.
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When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.
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Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.
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... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.
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... if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year.
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When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.
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Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my waterbed, Lake Placid!
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.
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get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.
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It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
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Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.
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I realize it is normal to argue. I almost missed World War II watching my parents fight.
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I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.
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I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.
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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
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