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There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.

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Phyllis Diller
Age: 95 †
Born: 1917
Born: July 17
Died: 2012
Died: August 20
Actor
Comedian
Comedienne
Film Actor
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Lima
Ohio
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Oven
Ovens
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Crud
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