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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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Phyllis Diller
Age: 95 †
Born: 1917
Born: July 17
Died: 2012
Died: August 20
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I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.
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