Marx was wrong. Religion is not the opiate of the people. Opium suggests something soporific, numbing, dulling. Too often religion has been an aphrodisiac for horror, a Benzedrine for bestiality. At its best it has lifted spirits and raised spires. At its worst it has turned entire civilizations into cemeteries.

Sport provides the spectacle, the metaphor, the religious ritual, the putty to fill the cracks in countless lives.

It's a privilege to present 'Late Night Live'. No radio program, anywhere on Earth, casts a wider net.

Fame often comes to those who are thinking about something else, whereas celebrity comes to those who think about nothing else. Celebrity is, if you like, a forgery of fame: it has the form but lacks the content.

Advertising men and politicians are dangerous if they are separated. Together they are diabolical.

While sticks and stones break bones, words can never hurt? Manifestly untrue. Politics everywhere are holistic, interconnected, and the rhetoric of right or left can produce toxic atmospheres in which lunacy thrives.

Let the massacres remind us to turn down our political volume and venom.

Most people can do extraordinary things if they have the confidence or take the risks. Yet most people

The most intense hatreds are not between political parties but within them.

Unless you are willing to try, fail miserable, and try again, success won't happen.

Later, in a different home, I befriended a eucalypt, using a resilient bough as a trampoline. Learning nothing from having plummeted from the peppercorn, I'd bounce happily in my haven in the heavens. I loved that tree - and fully understand why Heysen, Roberts, McCubbin and the rest devoted so much time and effort to painting arboreal portraits.