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Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.
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Phil Robertson
Age: 78
Born: 1946
Born: April 24
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Phil Alexander Robertson
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This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.
Phil Robertson
We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job. We just love 'em, give 'em the good news about Jesus - whether they're homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort 'em out later, you see what I'm saying?
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My prayer was always: 'Lord, if You bless me, I'll thank You: but if You don't, I'll be thankful for what I have. I have plenty. I'm in good shape.'
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Money can come and go, and fame comes and goes. Peace of mind and a relationship with God is far more important, so this is the precedent that we've set in our lives. The bottom line is, we all die, so Jesus is the answer.
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Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.
Phil Robertson
If you delve into and a part of the political wars, the - as I would call it, the arguing ad infinitum. It never ends, and very few people I've noticed ever change their mind.
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Where there is no Jesus, evil always reigns.
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We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job.
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If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood.
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We’re Bible-thumpers who just happened to end up on television. You put in your article that the Robertson family really believes strongly that if the human race loved each other and they loved God, we would just be better off. We ought to just be repentant, turn to God, and let’s get on with it, and everything will turn around.
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I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.
Phil Robertson
I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.
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I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little living room in our little apartment there, and I'd skin my deer, and all the guts would go in the tub, and I'd sneak them out so my fellow students on both sides wouldn't see all that, you know. I'd clean fish up there and all.
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If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!
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I'm a low-tech man in a high-tech world.
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Women with whiskers... its a bummer.
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A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot
Phil Robertson
I kinda liked ol' Shakespeare and them guys, you know. I went back and got my master's just in case. I thought, if I ever needed it, I'd have the sheepskin to show people no matter how dumb I looked, actually I was about half intelligent. I got the degree to let 'em know I wasn't as dumb as I acted.
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We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that. We started with a humble log house, milk cow, garden-raised our own food, killed a hog every year in the fall, and had the meat hanging up in the smokehouse - that was our childhood, me and ol' Si.
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I repented at 28 and turned to Jesus.
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