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Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.

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Phil Robertson
Age: 78
Born: 1946
Born: April 24
Actor
American Football Player
Businessperson
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Television Producer
Vivian
Louisiana
Phil Robertson
Phil Alexander Robertson
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Many have told me through the years: 'I think I'll take my chances without Jesus.' And I always come back and say, 'So what chance is that?'
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We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job. We just love 'em, give 'em the good news about Jesus - whether they're homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort 'em out later, you see what I'm saying?
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Jesus Christ was the most perfect being to ever walk this planet and he was persecuted and nailed to the cross … so please don’t be surprised when we get a little static.
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