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I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.
Phil Robertson
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Phil Robertson
Age: 78
Born: 1946
Born: April 24
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If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood.
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There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.
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