Those huckleberries in the National League don't want to do anything that the American League wants to do.

There was an aura about him (Joe DiMaggio). He walked like no one else walked. He did things so easily. He was immaculate in everything he did. Kings of State wanted to meet him and be with him. He carried himself so well. He could fit in any place in the world.

I'll take anyway to get into the Hall of Fame. If they want a batboy, I'll go in as a batboy.

I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes.