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If self-driving cars are going to work - they're being tested now, as you know - the computers that drive them have to have lots of practice before they're allowed to get out in a real car on the roads.
Peter Sagal
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Peter Sagal
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: January 31
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Peter Daniel Sagal
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