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We amateur athletes are peculiarly devoted to our fitness, and our obsessions can sometimes be a burden to our loved ones and a mystery to everyone else.

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Peter Sagal
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: January 31
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Peter Daniel Sagal
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