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The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

Peter Kay

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Peter Kay
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: July 2
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Farnworth
Greater Manchester
Peter John Kay
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