Quote

... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor.

Peter De Vries

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Peter De Vries
Age: 83 †
Born: 1910
Born: February 27
Died: 1993
Died: September 28
Editor
Novelist
Writer
Chicago
Illinois
Except
Husband
Marriage
Fact
Bachelor
Facts
Bachelors
Earth
Universally
Thing
Acknowledged
Ridiculous

More quotes by Peter De Vries

Image
Are you pro- or anti-macassar?
Peter De Vries
Image
I suppose I shall marry eventually One does that, one drifts into stability
Peter De Vries
Image
There are times when breakfast seems the one thing worth getting up for.
Peter De Vries
Image
Rather than waste precious time arguing, I went up and started serving my sentence without delay. It was usually about an hour for epigrams somewhat longer for a paradox.
Peter De Vries
Image
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.
Peter De Vries
Image
What people believe is a measure of what they suffer.
Peter De Vries
Image
Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.
Peter De Vries
Image
I made a tentative conclusion. It seemed from all of this that uppermost among human joys is the negative one of restoration: not going to the stars, but learning that one may stay where one is.
Peter De Vries
Image
We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other. It may be the very recognition of all men as our brothers that accounts for the sibling rivalry, and even enmity, we have toward so many of them.
Peter De Vries
Image
Mrs Thicknesse and I agreed that a business of his own was probably the only solution for him because he was obviously unemployable.
Peter De Vries
Image
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
Peter De Vries
Image
Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.
Peter De Vries
Image
What baffles me is the comfort people find in the idea that somebody dealt this mess. Blind and meaningless chance seems to me so much more congenial - or at least less horrible. Prove to me that there is a God and I will really begin to despair.
Peter De Vries
Image
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
Peter De Vries
Image
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
Peter De Vries
Image
I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.
Peter De Vries
Image
I wondered whether any woman could be happy with a man who says 'folderol'.
Peter De Vries
Image
Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask. What's in it for me?
Peter De Vries
Image
You ought to be ashamed, a woman in an Easter bonnet told Stein. Your race gave us our religion... From ancient polytheism, the belief in lots of gods, the woman continued a little more eruditely, the Hebrew nation led us on to the idea that there is only one. Which is just a step from the truth, said Stein.
Peter De Vries
Image
We are nothing but a string of gut on a stick of bone riding this piece of astral soot for one piteous splinter of eternity.
Peter De Vries