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I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

Peter De Vries

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Peter De Vries
Age: 83 †
Born: 1910
Born: February 27
Died: 1993
Died: September 28
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Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.
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You ought to be ashamed, a woman in an Easter bonnet told Stein. Your race gave us our religion... From ancient polytheism, the belief in lots of gods, the woman continued a little more eruditely, the Hebrew nation led us on to the idea that there is only one. Which is just a step from the truth, said Stein.
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My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
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I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best -- it's all they'll take, leaving to others the problem of educating the country. They will give you an education the way the banks will give you money -- provided you can prove to their satisfaction that you don't need it.
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I tried to write worse but it was no good my generalizations came out as before, each more exquisite than the last. I grew discouraged.
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Do you believe in astrology? -I don't even believe in astronomy.
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Why is the awfulness of families such a popular reason for starting another?
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We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.
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Rather than waste precious time arguing, I went up and started serving my sentence without delay. It was usually about an hour for epigrams somewhat longer for a paradox.
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All couples must bear the strain of getting acquainted, having been, up to then, merely intimate.
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