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That's the beauty of the Web: You can roll around in a stranger's obsession without having to smell his or her house. You can amscray whenever you want without being rude. The site gets its hit and you know more about our species' diversity.

Penn Jillette

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Penn Jillette
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: March 5
Actor
Circus Performer
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The whole world is pretending the breakthrough is in technology. The bottleneck is really in art.
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Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.
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Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality. Morality is not bribery or threats. Religion is bribery and threats. Humans have morality. We don't need religion.
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I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.
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TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.
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Two things have always been true about human beings. One, the world is always getting better. Two, the people living at that time think it's getting worse.
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The fact is that violence gives you a rush.
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No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who are sucking up to him, while the network people try to manipulate him into making the highest-rated show they can.
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Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, 'Now do you want the hero to be kidnapped, or not?' But that would, of course, have ruined the story. Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.
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I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.
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Make deals with people, not paper.
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Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.
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I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.
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I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.
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One of the strongest feelings you can get in life--one of the most rewarding feelings--is the feeling of an Aha, I finally understand.
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So many people say, ‘You know, your taxes aren’t taken by force,’ and that’s foolish. If you don’t pay your taxes and you don’t answer the warrant and you don’t go to court, eventually someone will pull a gun. Eventually someone with a gun will show up.
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You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!
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Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.
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In reality, many people let go of religion later in life.
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I think that I am willing to risk my life in order to have more freedom.
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