Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
I, my own damn self, am not a Tea Party supporter. I disagree with them on social liberties, our overseas wars, Obama's birthplace, Sarah Palin, and the conspicuous absence of tea at their rallies.
Penn Jillette
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Penn Jillette
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: March 5
Actor
Circus Performer
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Illusionist
Jongleur
Magician
Musician
Novelist
Podcaster
Radio Personality
Greenfield
Massachusetts
Penn Fraser Jillette
Obama
Palin
Liberty
Liberties
Party
Supporter
War
Tea
Rallies
Social
Disagree
Birthplace
Self
Wars
Conspicuous
Damn
Overseas
Absence
Sarah
More quotes by Penn Jillette
Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.
Penn Jillette
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
Penn Jillette
You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!
Penn Jillette
Believing there's no God means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That's good it makes me want to be more thoughtful. I have to try to treat people right the first time around.
Penn Jillette
Fear is the politicians dance partner.
Penn Jillette
Mentally ill people come from all belief systems.
Penn Jillette
One thing you learn doing magic tricks for a living is how close every performance of every magic trick is to disaster. There are no robust magic tricks. They're all hanging from a thread - sometimes literally.
Penn Jillette
You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.
Penn Jillette
If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.
Penn Jillette
One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality. That is the subject that, if you have a brain in your head, is always dealt with in magic. The smarter the tricks you're doing, the more that' s an important thing.
Penn Jillette
The whole world is pretending the breakthrough is in technology. The bottleneck is really in art.
Penn Jillette
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'
Penn Jillette
When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.
Penn Jillette
One of the strongest feelings you can get in life--one of the most rewarding feelings--is the feeling of an Aha, I finally understand.
Penn Jillette
Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.
Penn Jillette
If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.
Penn Jillette
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.
Penn Jillette
Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleaning business is also a really good idea. You shouldn't go into work like you're going on a date, like you're hanging out with friends.
Penn Jillette
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.
Penn Jillette
I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.
Penn Jillette