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The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.

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Penn Jillette
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: March 5
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I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.
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I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.
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The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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