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The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.
Penn Jillette
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Penn Jillette
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: March 5
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I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.
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I, my own damn self, am not a Tea Party supporter. I disagree with them on social liberties, our overseas wars, Obama's birthplace, Sarah Palin, and the conspicuous absence of tea at their rallies.
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