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Read everything and be kind.
Penn Jillette
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Penn Jillette
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: March 5
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The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that.
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The vast majority of people who have guns never hurt anybody.
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I mean, if I believed, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that a truck was coming at you, and you didn’t believe that truck was bearing down on you, there is a certain point where I tackle you. And this is more important than that.
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I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.
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Everyday is an atheist holiday.
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I love the idea that horror and fear is a celebration of health and life.
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Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.
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We all have friends we love dearly that couldn't pass for human in a strict Turing test.
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All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.
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Hypocrisy is annoying but not evil. Someone who says one thing and does another has doubled their chances of being half right.
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If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be some other nonsense in its place, but not that exact nonsense. If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true and someone would find a way to figure it all out again.
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The fact is that violence gives you a rush.
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Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.
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When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.
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Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'
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Technology adds nothing to art.
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Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.
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A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'
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Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.
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