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The Tea Party claims to want small government.
Penn Jillette
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Penn Jillette
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: March 5
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Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleaning business is also a really good idea. You shouldn't go into work like you're going on a date, like you're hanging out with friends.
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I, my own damn self, am not a Tea Party supporter. I disagree with them on social liberties, our overseas wars, Obama's birthplace, Sarah Palin, and the conspicuous absence of tea at their rallies.
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Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that.
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