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Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.
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Penn Jillette
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: March 5
Actor
Circus Performer
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Film Actor
Film Director
Illusionist
Jongleur
Magician
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Penn Fraser Jillette
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