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Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.
Penn Jillette
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Penn Jillette
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: March 5
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My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you're ever going to find. I love being around David Allen Coe. I would have loved to hang out with Tiny Tim. I can listen to Sun Ra on a tape-recording rant.
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A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son.' They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents' age.
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Believing there's no God means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That's good it makes me want to be more thoughtful. I have to try to treat people right the first time around.
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Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious it'll make you bugnutty.
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'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.
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Everyday is an atheist holiday.
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We all have friends we love dearly that couldn't pass for human in a strict Turing test.
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If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.
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The fact is that violence gives you a rush.
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If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'
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World War II proves there's no God.
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The best way to fight the terrorists is to have the freest country on earth. You should be able to get on an airplane, and people - that will not possibly happen again.
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Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.
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Thou shalt not take anything on faith
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I love the idea that horror and fear is a celebration of health and life.
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The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That's the first thing that popped into our head.
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I mean, if I believed, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that a truck was coming at you, and you didn’t believe that truck was bearing down on you, there is a certain point where I tackle you. And this is more important than that.
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The Tea Party claims to want small government.
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I believe the fast track to atheism is reading the Bible. I've read it three times all the way through. It's a big part of our culture, a big part of our history. I don't just read things I agree with.
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If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that's done close up.
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