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Penn Jillette
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: March 5
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I believe the fast track to atheism is reading the Bible. I've read it three times all the way through. It's a big part of our culture, a big part of our history. I don't just read things I agree with.
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Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks.
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Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.
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I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things.
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My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it's all the way back. It's New English puritanical tradition.
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Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleaning business is also a really good idea. You shouldn't go into work like you're going on a date, like you're hanging out with friends.
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Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.
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When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.
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In my run-ins with Christians... I find that they really are good moral people. And we overlap on everything, and they don't seem to be the kind of people that are waiting to hear voices to tell them what to do.
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Freedom means the right to be stupid.
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The best way to fight the terrorists is to have the freest country on earth. You should be able to get on an airplane, and people - that will not possibly happen again.
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I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.
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We all have friends we love dearly that couldn't pass for human in a strict Turing test.
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For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.
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Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes sense.
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Make deals with people, not paper.
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This I believe: I believe there is no God.
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'Christian' used to be a throwaway word. People didn't used to use it much. People didn't start self-labeling or getting labeled Christian until the last part of the 20th century. Before that, you might identify as a Baptist, or a Southern Baptist or a Methodist. But there wasn't one identifier that put you in a fold with all the other believers.
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Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.
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If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'
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