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Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.

Peg Bracken

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Peg Bracken
Age: 89 †
Born: 1918
Born: February 25
Died: 2007
Died: October 20
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forgetting things is what gives old age a bad name, that and old age.
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There was something immensely comforting, I found, about a crumpet - so comforting that I've never forgotten about them and have even learned to make them myself against those times when I have no other source of supply.
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I recently adopted for my own a good motto I saw somewhere, on a barroom mirror or possibly a washroom wall: 'The time you enjoyed wasting wasn't wasted.' I think I'll have that printed some day on a T-shirt or the bedroom ceiling.
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It is always a taut moment in a foreign country waiting to see if your English-speaking guide speaks English.
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As millions of women have done before me, I pulled domesticity over my head like a blanket and found I was still cold.
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People would have more leisure time if it weren't for all the leisure-time activities that use it up.
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The fact is, the cocktail party has much in its favor. Going to one is a good way of indicating that you're still alive and about, if such is the case, and that you're glad other people are, without having to spend an entire evening proving it.
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Many a restaurant seems to employ more copy writers than cooks.
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One's travel life is basically as incommunicable as his sex life is.
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The subject of men and women is absolutely fraught with sex, which is as it should be.
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You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about.
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Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do.
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But let me say this about learning experiences: they're weird. Or put it this way: what you learn from a learning experience is generally something else.
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Everything takes longer than you think it should, except for some things that don't take as long.
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One of the loveliest things about being grown up is the knowledge that never again will I have to go through the miserable business of performing in Mrs. Smedley's Annual Piano Recital at McKinleyville's First Presbyterian Church.
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the most all-around, practical, long-wearing illusions are the ones that you weave yourself.
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