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I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.
Pauly Shore
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Pauly Shore
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 1
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