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I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.

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Pauly Shore
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 1
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Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.
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I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.
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Find something that you want to do when you're 60. Find your passion. Your passion, your work, whatever it is that you want to do. Find something that you would do, even if you didn't get paid. Whether it's an art or whether is something that you're passionate about.
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All these kids in Hollywood, the people born and raised out here, their parents are all in show business, and that's why I think we're good. That's why we're on top of the game now because we were born in it.
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There's a lot of people out there who didn't like my style of comedy.
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Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.
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As an artist, what you do is you put out material constantly. Whether it's films, or TV shows, music... and you know, you hope people respond to it. You always have to know, as well, that not everybody's gonna like it. And that's okay. It's not for everyone. It's just for the crusty nugs.
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People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. The reality is that my movies all have made money.
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When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world.
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Well, the best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing.
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I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.
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I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?
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I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.
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Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.
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It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage.
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I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.
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I miss working with great actors, working with great directors.
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Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.
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My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.
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Entourage is a staple LA-based show and people say it's pretty real and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.
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