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I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.

Pauly Shore

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Pauly Shore
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 1
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I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.
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When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world.
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