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Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.
Pauly Shore
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Pauly Shore
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 1
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I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?
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I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.
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As an artist, what you do is you put out material constantly. Whether it's films, or TV shows, music... and you know, you hope people respond to it. You always have to know, as well, that not everybody's gonna like it. And that's okay. It's not for everyone. It's just for the crusty nugs.
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I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?
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Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.
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There's a lot of people out there who didn't like my style of comedy.
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You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.
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Well, the best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing.
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Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.
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People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. The reality is that my movies all have made money.
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I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.
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I miss working with great actors, working with great directors.
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I remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that.
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I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.
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The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all.
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It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage.
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My life's like a big tour. It's cool, I'm still semi-young. I'm not too old yet where it's like, I hate the road! As long as I'm not anywhere for too long. I like to keep moving.
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I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty.
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I become friends with people in each city who can show me around. Like if someone came to Los Angeles they wouldn't really know where to go, so they'd have to call me up and then I'd show them around.
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All these kids in Hollywood, the people born and raised out here, their parents are all in show business, and that's why I think we're good. That's why we're on top of the game now because we were born in it.
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