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Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

Pauly Shore

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Pauly Shore
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 1
Comedian
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I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.
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You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.
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You don't have to be inspired by comedians. You have to be inspired by things that are real, whether it's music, comedy...a movie - that should inspire you.
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I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.
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I'm not used to getting good reviews.
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As an artist, what you do is you put out material constantly. Whether it's films, or TV shows, music... and you know, you hope people respond to it. You always have to know, as well, that not everybody's gonna like it. And that's okay. It's not for everyone. It's just for the crusty nugs.
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The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all.
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I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.
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Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.
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You have to go away to come back. That's just normal. That's with bands, actors, comedians, everything.
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My life's like a big tour. It's cool, I'm still semi-young. I'm not too old yet where it's like, I hate the road! As long as I'm not anywhere for too long. I like to keep moving.
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I remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that.
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I become friends with people in each city who can show me around. Like if someone came to Los Angeles they wouldn't really know where to go, so they'd have to call me up and then I'd show them around.
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I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.
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Well, the best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing.
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I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty.
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I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.
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I'm definitely a lot more comfortable now in my 40s than in my 30s - that's for sure.
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Physically, my character is stronger than him which is totally unrealistic, ... Because in reality he can ... kill me. I think it has a lot to do with (him being) the youngest of all of his brothers, and I think he got beat up a lot.
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My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.
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