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Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.
Pauly Shore
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Pauly Shore
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 1
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Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.
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Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.
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As an artist, what you do is you put out material constantly. Whether it's films, or TV shows, music... and you know, you hope people respond to it. You always have to know, as well, that not everybody's gonna like it. And that's okay. It's not for everyone. It's just for the crusty nugs.
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I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?
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I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?
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I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.
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There's a lot of people out there who didn't like my style of comedy.
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You have to go away to come back. That's just normal. That's with bands, actors, comedians, everything.
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The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all.
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I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.
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It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage.
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You don't have to be inspired by comedians. You have to be inspired by things that are real, whether it's music, comedy...a movie - that should inspire you.
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When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world.
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I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty.
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Entourage is a staple LA-based show and people say it's pretty real and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.
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You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.
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My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.
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I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.
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My life's like a big tour. It's cool, I'm still semi-young. I'm not too old yet where it's like, I hate the road! As long as I'm not anywhere for too long. I like to keep moving.
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I'm definitely a lot more comfortable now in my 40s than in my 30s - that's for sure.
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