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It is the best part of the night. The classic interactive lines are 'Where are you from? What do you do for a living?' I almost always get something interesting.
Paula Poundstone
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Paula Poundstone
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: December 29
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I get the first flight out from anywhere I am because I have to come home to my kids.
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I hate it when my hair is engaged in unauthorized activities.
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The mistakes that I made I made because I drank too much. I don't think that's going to happen any more. Am I going to make mistakes as a parent? Sadly, every day. I'm looking around for the perfect parent and I haven't seen one yet.
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