Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.
Paul Reubens
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Paul Reubens
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 27
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
New York City
New York
Paul Rubenfeld
Pee-wee Herman
Really
Flats
Jokes
Fact
Comes
Facts
Tell
Part
Work
Flat
More quotes by Paul Reubens
I take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility.
Paul Reubens
You'd get on the plane and every single person is somebody really, really famous. It just killed me. On one flight you'd have Linda Gray, O.J. Simpson, Robert De Niro, Carol Burnett, Loni Anderson and Burt Reynolds... and Francis Ford Coppola.
Paul Reubens
I know you are, but what am I?
Paul Reubens
We're in a situation now where fewer and fewer small films get made. People want these big giant tentpole sort of things, and I don't know, it's getting harder and harder to make a small movie.
Paul Reubens
I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.
Paul Reubens
There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.
Paul Reubens
I have a deal with a company that's going to do cards without the gum. I don't like sugarless gum, and I don't think it's much better for you.
Paul Reubens
I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!
Paul Reubens
I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.
Paul Reubens
A large part of the reason I want to be so mysterious is so that I can move on and do something serious at some point in my career X years from now. It might be very difficult otherwise, because I'm... wild
Paul Reubens
I'm the person with the final say on everything. I really love being in that position.
Paul Reubens
I would love to be in Kansas.
Paul Reubens
It's the most natural progression for me to becoming a singing sensation next. And so many people have offered to be on it. Eddie Van Halen... and Prince, Madonna and Cyndi Lauper will probably be a backup trio.
Paul Reubens
I'm fortunately not in a situation where someone owns me.
Paul Reubens
People read so much into what I do. It's fascinating to me because some of it's probably there, but I haven't thought of it.
Paul Reubens
I think my entire career path was determined for me when I was 6 years old, watching reruns of 'I Love Lucy' on TV and thinking about making people laugh.
Paul Reubens
I usually go in ahead of time, like at a rehearsal, or a meeting, and tell them, It may appear that I'm going to go haywire, but I'm not. I always map out what I'm going to do. Still, a lot of it is improvised.
Paul Reubens
The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex, that's really intense. That's something I knew from that very moment, whatever happens past that point, something's out there in the air that is really bad.
Paul Reubens
I'm going to try to do as many styles as I can. A salsa number, rock and roll, country.... I've talked to a million people about it. Obviously, I'd love Prince to do it. I'm sure he'll produce the whole album for me.
Paul Reubens
The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the things you're not thinking about me is that I'm a pedophile. Because that's not true.
Paul Reubens
