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Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.

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Paul Reubens
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 27
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I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.
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I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.
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I'd love to direct, and I think I'd be a great director, but... I've been approved by the studio to direct, which I think is a cool jump of faith for them. Or proof that they're really stupid. But I don't think so.
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I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.
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I've been super lucky in that I've either been in or helped create situations where I do what I want. I'm super lucky. I get to do what I want and create art and make people laugh, and it's really fun.
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I'd love to do a talk show. But I'm too busy for it. It's just too much work.
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It's a lot easier to say you're a comic than a performance artist.
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I would love to be in Kansas.
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I take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility.
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I'm fortunately not in a situation where someone owns me.
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I'm going to try to do as many styles as I can. A salsa number, rock and roll, country.... I've talked to a million people about it. Obviously, I'd love Prince to do it. I'm sure he'll produce the whole album for me.
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A large part of the reason I want to be so mysterious is so that I can move on and do something serious at some point in my career X years from now. It might be very difficult otherwise, because I'm... wild
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The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex, that's really intense. That's something I knew from that very moment, whatever happens past that point, something's out there in the air that is really bad.
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I'm the person with the final say on everything. I really love being in that position.
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The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the things you're not thinking about me is that I'm a pedophile. Because that's not true.
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I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.
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