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Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.

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Paul Reubens
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 27
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I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.
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I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.
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I usually go in ahead of time, like at a rehearsal, or a meeting, and tell them, It may appear that I'm going to go haywire, but I'm not. I always map out what I'm going to do. Still, a lot of it is improvised.
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It's the most natural progression for me to becoming a singing sensation next. And so many people have offered to be on it. Eddie Van Halen... and Prince, Madonna and Cyndi Lauper will probably be a backup trio.
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I'm fortunately not in a situation where someone owns me.
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The first time I met Prince he invented me to his birthday party in Minneapolis. It was a costume party and I came as a beatnik - a beret and a charcoal goatee. He was dressed like an executioner. I talked to him for awhile and he didn't know who I was, and when I told him he was real surprised.
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I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.
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I feel the only way I'm going to be successful in moving on is if I keep a separation.
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There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.
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I'm the person with the final say on everything. I really love being in that position.
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I'd love to do a talk show. But I'm too busy for it. It's just too much work.
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A large part of the reason I want to be so mysterious is so that I can move on and do something serious at some point in my career X years from now. It might be very difficult otherwise, because I'm... wild
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I've been super lucky in that I've either been in or helped create situations where I do what I want. I'm super lucky. I get to do what I want and create art and make people laugh, and it's really fun.
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