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The best part of being married is... you don't have to explain a lot of things. Those wordless moments when you both know that what you witnessed together is funny, idiotic, or really sweet. Being connected is pretty miraculous.

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Paul Reiser
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: March 30
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