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In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my head. I gotta go make a movie for Peter Falk and me
Paul Reiser
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Paul Reiser
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: March 30
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