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My comedy is a nuclear bomb inside my mind. It's a weapon that's never been tested. It just blows up and flattens everybody.
Paul Mooney
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Paul Mooney
Age: 79 †
Born: 1941
Born: August 4
Died: 2021
Died: May 19
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Louisiana
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If you're happy with what you're doing, then you don't get bored.
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You can't pick when you're touched. You can't pick the time. It just is. It's the reality. What it is, is. I can't change the past. I can only deal with the present and the future.
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Hollywood doesn't even have respect for itself. Hollywood lies to itself.
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America is racial. America was founded on race. Race is America. The code name for America is 'race.'
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A goat's a goat. Whether you sauté or barbeque it, it's still a goat.
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Hillary Clinton could say she was a woman and running for president. And Sarah Palin could say she was a woman and running for vice-president. But Obama couldn't say, 'I'm black and I'm running for president.' It couldn't come out of his mouth. He couldn't say that because, if he did, he'd lose votes.
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You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem.
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You know who you are. If my mother is a nun and someone comes up to me and they go, 'Your mother is a prostitute.' It is not going to bother me, because I know my mother is a nun, she's not a prostitute.
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If you have money and you have fame, but you don't have any confidence in your blackness, then it's all for nothing.
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If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.
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Whatever that thing is that white people like in blacks, I don't have it. Maybe it's my arrogance or my self-assurance or the way I carry myself, but whatever it is, I don't have it.
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The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats.
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People don't want to hear the truth, they never do. They wanna live in some kind of fantasy. And then when they get caught up in it, they start being in denial because they don't want to be wrong.
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