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If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.

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Paul Mooney
Age: 79 †
Born: 1941
Born: August 4
Died: 2021
Died: May 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Shreveport
Louisiana
Paul Gladney
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