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You can't pick when you're touched. You can't pick the time. It just is. It's the reality. What it is, is. I can't change the past. I can only deal with the present and the future.

Paul Mooney

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Paul Mooney
Age: 79 †
Born: 1941
Born: August 4
Died: 2021
Died: May 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Shreveport
Louisiana
Paul Gladney
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